OK…put those three items together in one sentence and certain things may pop in to your mind, but here in C-Ville the funniest story of the week has to be this one:

Charlottesville police are on the hunt for a man who assaulted another man at a block party on Graves Street.

If you saw a man swinging a belt with a large buckle and screaming wildly on June 18 call Crime Stoppers.

Now…back to thinking about how safe our streets are as you walk through town.