A local TV station gets an RSS feed…bringing it in to the 90’s (call that the Waldoid for the day). At least the locals now have the power to predict when I will jump all over a story. As Dire Straits would say, I want my M(HD)TV! As an aside, the local CBS is by far the best station in town (or at least all the news that gets to their site…since it isn’t HD so I don’t watch it).

A local teen falls asleep on a Friday afternoon while driving on a six lane road. Hmm…too much partying last night?

A guy in a truck decides to hit a woman walking in a crosswalk. He will be fined for not yielding to a pedestrian. Lesson..don’t use the crosswalk.

The village has spent $10 million to open a bus stop with toilets. I wonder if those are those new-fangled toilets from Japan that talk to you. I can’t wait to go see, but I fear the line might be a bit too long. While waiting for a toilet to open up you can watch diesel exhaust from the bus cover the multi-million dollar musical marshmallow so that it begins to look like it sat over the campfire for a bit too long.

C-Ville once again ranks #1 in something. C-Ville is #1 for the largest increase in commute time in the past three years in the state of Virginia. Lesson…walk to work since it is quicker than the local light system. Just do use a crosswalk or you’ll end up like the woman two paragraphs up.

I didn’t hear a single thing about a new Crapshaw establishment. Oh wait. I did. He says he may open a coffee shop in the new ten million dollar bus stop. If that happens (which I don’t think it will), I guess it will have to shut down for renovations for a year or two so that it can become yet another Crapshaw music venue. Speaking of which, I listened to a guy singing about going out and catching catfish for dinner this evening. I wonder if that was the guy who dumps poop on people (aka DMB/DBM)?