One of the things I noticed about NYC is that they do smoke cigs. When you walk down a blog you see about 2 or 3 smokers. In C-Ville they also smoke. When I walk a block I see 2 or 3 smokers.
What is the difference you ask? In NYC about 2000 other people were on the block. In C-VIlle I am the only non-smoker on the block. I decided to sit outside at a coffee shop today. There are 10 tables. I am at one. Since I sat down 3 others have taken a seat. They are all smoking. C-Ville smoking rate = 75%. NYC smoking = 0.05 %
I hate this Crapshaw-induced dump.
I don’t smoke and I live here in Charlottesville. You’re welcome to sit down next to me and enjoy my smoke free presence, though I can’t remember when I last sat down outside of a coffee shop on the Downtown Mall. I prefer to grind fresh beans from Shenandoah Joe and drink the brew at home. Try their Dave’s Blend. It’s really good. Also I don’t have time for outdoor cafes because I’m usually in a hurry to get home and breed some more so that we can produce even more wonderfully cute, adorable kids. Oh wait, I forgot that I had a vasectomy. Oh well, maybe our spawn will start breeding!
I hate this Crapshaw-induced dump.
I have an idea: leave.
That is a good idea. If only things were so easy. This city has some pretty good brain surgeons.
I read somewhere that Charlottesville is the **Number 1** town in the country for breeding brain surgeons. Just be careful they don’t drop cigarette ash into your brain cavity.