Comments on: Ragged Road Mall

By: mallbum

mallbum — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:58:48 +0000

The Downtoan Mall is So-SoHo.

By: outskirts: life and times in charlottesville » Dale E Fan Still Nascareing the Village

Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:59:23 +0000

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By: ThomasJeffersonWasACoward

ThomasJeffersonWasACoward — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 20:25:10 +0000

Seeing how this is the second time Dan has referenced fondue in a negative way, I’m thinking he’s had a bad experience with it recently.

C’mon, Dan, open up. Release your pent up fondue anger.

Or better yet, start a blog. You could call it “Fondon’t”

By: Jim Duncan

Jim Duncan — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 19:05:14 +0000

Cletus – that’s about the funniest thing I’ve read in quite some time. Thank you.

–Jim

By: Dan

Dan — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 18:17:11 +0000

One should always pay tons of money to eat fondue. You know, melted cheese for a $100.00 a person. With all the great places to eat in cville, why would you do something that you can have at home for a few buck an a fondue set from Target?

By: ThatGrrl

ThatGrrl — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 18:05:11 +0000

Ha! Cletus, you are so right, in so many ways. For that matter, so are you TJ. All I know is that this would appear to run counter to the “Shifflett Rule.” The Shifflett’s with two F’s and two T’s are supposed to be the classy ones. Or so I’ve heard. Maybe the other non-double-F-and-T ones are stalking their ex’s in the Walmart parking lot, instead.

By: ThomasJeffersonWasACoward

ThomasJeffersonWasACoward — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 15:56:45 +0000

So that’s like the most excitement in Court Square in, what, 250 years?

Meanwhile, “He was last seen wearing a black leather dale Earnhardt jacket #3, blue jeans and tennis shoes.”

Yeah, that really narrows it the frig down. A guy dressed like that will really stand out in the Village for being so different.

By: Cletus from Scottsville

Cletus from Scottsville — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 15:19:04 +0000

Four notes on this story: 1. If your girlfriend knows enough about handguns to jam her hand between the hammer and chamber, she’s a good woman and you shouldn’t kill her. Either that, or you should get an automatic with an internal hammer. 2. If your parents named you Elvis, you are automatically held to a higher standard and that makes this story even more tragic. 3. I recommend the death penalty, because although we can’t hope to catch Texas, we can’t let Oklahoma take over second place. 4. If you’re able to appear ‘out of no where’, as the story suggests, and you’re able to assault people in Court Square without being captured, you should get a better outfit because you’d make a pretty good super-villain.