C-Ville elders have chosen a new slogan for the village since it sunk like a stone (she’s a witch…burn her) in the city ratings. After a full weekend at a local resort the result was…Charlottesville: A Great Place to Live for All of Our Citizens.
I guess Merik belongs here in the village rather than ruling a slave planet (or at least being 2nd in command), since he was the First Citizen (yes…you need to know a bit of trivia to figure that one out).
I’ve heard the elders are considering this for the new song that all citizens must remember.
It’s a beautiful day here in Charlottesville,
A beautiful day for a harlot.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?…
Speaking of happy citizens, the leader of Virginia is all over the news today. Every local station has non-stop coverage of the situation. Jerry Falwell has died. I know I’m depressed about it. After all, he told us that 9/11 (the most overused date imaginable…and isn’t 911 the emergency number…what is up with that?) occurred because we didn’t give enough money to his church and share his beliefs. Damn amoral liberals, if only you would believe…then nothing bad would ever happen. Are you listening to me, citizen? This place is great. Now shut up and pay.
