Animal Pictures

By Outskirts Guy

For those that missed it, almost every tree on historic downtown mall is currently draped with a big picture of an animal. There are dozens of them.

I’d thought this might be for the upcoming photo festival, but then the thought that this might just be for promotion of Evan Almighty which was filmed around here. I actually think that would have been a better deal, since the photo festival is supposed to be about peace and happiness (only common among half those animals attending the dinner party).

Now, speaking of animals, I should go run out and chat with a snake before I head to Kentucky to visit the new Creationism Museum. I hear dinosaurs were on board Noah’s Ark a few thousand years ago. I wonder if they will make an appearance at the photo festival.

I want to go see the dinosaurs. And maybe Eve…she looked hot in that photo. Speaking of which, how did just two people produce six million billion. Was some incest involved, or did a bunch of other people get created way back when? Or did we just evolve from animals? So confusing…

5 Responses to “Animal Pictures”

  1. I think with your reporting instincts you should look into that museum.

    #3027
  2. danpri

    Well, you must have missed the Gorilla with the huge hard on that was “hung” at the west end of the mall. Police Officer Hiawatha was mighty preturbed, as were the tightly corsetted ladies calling to complain. Perhaps they just wanted it hung lower….

    #3029
  3. I looked at all the pictures and I must have missed that one – I can here the OMG’s – funny tho. :mrgreen:

    #3030
  4. Dang Dude

    Uh, 6 BILLION. There’re more than 6 million in this state alone.

    #3041
  5. Oh yeah, billion. That will teach me to blog at 1 in the morning.

    #3042

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