As we all know, the C-Ville election has already been decided. If a democrat is running, the democrat wins (with the one time wonder…The Devil). The Police (band…not public servants) are trying to mess with the election by having a concert over at UVA right next to a voting location. Since democrats all go to see The Police, can a republican sneak in? We’ll see.
In any event, I am officially announcing that I am running for any office on your ballot. Write in Outskirts Guy as the best write in candidate in the history of the village (or for state level positions you out there in the county can also vote for me…if you can read this…).
GET OUT AND VOTE FOR ME!!!!!!! Show that democracy still works.
Sincerely,
Outskirts Guy
