DOWNTOWN MALL AREA (CNN – Charlottesville News Network) — Local authorities manning the checkpoint near the mass transit center stopped a wedding convoy to find that the purported bride was a wanted Charlottesville blogging suspect, an official said earlier today.

The local authorities set up the checkpoint last week in the downtown area about 50 feet south of something owned by the Crapshaw. The authorities became suspicious of the convoy because its members — other than the “bride” — were all male and did not look like typical computer geeks as is common in the area (it was reported that none were using iPhones).

Everyone was ordered out of the car, the official said. The “bride” did not want to raise his
veil at first, but eventually complied.

Upon inspection of the convoy, authorities found a stubbly-faced man, Outskirts Guy, decked out in a white bride’s dress and veil.

Outskirts Guy was wanted for blog-related humor that some don’t find funny, the authorities said, as well as making a statement that the Miami Dolphins would beat the Steelers on MNF.

Outskirts Guy stopped at checkpoint