Is a credit card a new fangled hoo daddy thingy? I think I heardz of them thar thingz.
Why can’t this village take credit card payments without slapping $5 service fees on the payment, or not even take them at all for many things.
In the modern world you can buy a bagel or a gun with a credit card (although real Virginians would never have a paper/electronic record of their gun purchases!), but you can’t use one here.
This village is as bland as white rice. I wonder how that would taste with a boiled ear. Hmm…
