The Van Halen concert was cancelled the other day and it seems as if he might have gotten involved in a brouhaha with some locals.

Does anyone around here even remember the 8 ball? Was it stolen back in 1999? I can barely remember anymore. Anyway, I think the owner found out he had stolen it back then, and Rapture wanted it back.

Now he is probably feeling a bit Black and Blue even though he is still Hot for Teacher. Next time he visits the Mean Streets of C-Ville he should try to Finish What he-ya Started, otherwise we might just send that Human Being to Panama so he can get some Poundcake. If you know what I mean.