One of the more entertaining things to do here in C-Ville is debate when the temperature has passed the threshold of “intolerable level.” Some days it is around noon. Other days 8am. And the worst of all…a number of days where the temperature stays above the threshold.
Today it was around 11am. Time to sit inside with air conditioning and try not to think about it.
For most of the locals around here their brains got toasted when they were young, so they continue to sit outside like lizards, while further reducing brain functionality. Speaking of lizards, when did they become a common species here in central Virginny?
Looking it up it seems like lizards are normal. Perhaps I only freaked out since I never used to see dozens of them sitting around the mall basking in the sunlight. I can’t wait to get parrots, hibiscus, and hula dancers by next summer.
Or maybe my brain has already been boiled by the heat and I am having hallucinations.
