There is the old expression about dancing with two left feet, and a movie called My Left Foot, but Canada is dealing with far more than that. They are now up to six feet kicking around on the beaches (that is 2 yards here in America, a bit under 2 meters up there in Canada).
A few days ago when it got to five feet I predicted that copycat feet would start appearing. Seems as if some other feet were feeling left out and wanted their five minutes of fame.
Is there an over/under in Vegas for how many they’ll find in the next year? What about odds that two of the feet are related? When will the TV movie come out? Can I be the director?
And speaking of movies, I can’t believe how hot Vanessa Redgrave was in Blow-Up.
