Anyone notice all the military helicopters zipping around our skies today? I guess things are getting set up for the visit of Bush. As always, Virginia probably feels inferior to Texas as far as guns go. Of course, I don’t think Texas can top the VT exhibition of gun power. The locals love Bush and are probably polishing all their guns now.
Rather than fight for tickets I think I’ll sit around thinking about much more important things…the future of the Dump Bowel Movement (DBM) band. The sax player got seriously injured doing some off roading. Is Crapshaw shitting his pants wondering if royalties will go up or down?
Other notes of the day: How many remember the guy getting a cup of coffee and then robbing a bank one block from the police station? You may remember what used to be in there before that bank… Enterprise Travel. Just before the bank moved in they had that lovely mall-front location. As things tightened up they moved in below the bank (next to the safe that was put in). Well, last Friday they printed out their last airplane ticket, and shut down the engine. Hard to see how travel agencies can stay in business today.
In local media, the C-Ville promoted taking breeder results to a local sushi/martini establishment, as well as every other place on the mall. They love those stupid breeder results around here. Change diapers on tables, let them run around everywhere, have them smoke cigs, ignore them as they grab at the crotch of innocent civilians…the list goes on. If you aren’t going to fill up the breeder results with a martini, keep them locked up. As I recall, juvenile detention centers are the best place for your results. Are all the breeders around here crazy? Perhaps they should all raise kids that shoot at cars for fun on 64.
I’ve been asked nine times in the past two weeks as I read the NYTimes during Sunday brunch, “Where can I get one of those?” I basically responded that you can’t get one on the mall. There is also only one machine that gets the Washington Post on Sunday. Why can’t this supposedly educated village get a god damned newspaper that has more than one stupid “feel good about the village” story (you know…the Daily Regress)? Why did the rich guy who used to be a big whig from Playboy give up on his newspaper stand? Did he realize this village is full of idiots?
Are you all happy that utilities went up 18% today? That goes so well with my property assessment going up 16% (or more) for the past four years in a row. Have the village elders not realized we are in a depression? I really wonder how they live with themselves. I guess they are so rich they just don’t give a shit. This is a true have or have not community.
I saw four guys dressed up in Confederate outfits over by UVA today with rifles. What the f*ck was up with that? Is the South about to rise again? Was that the secret service getting ready to protect Bush? Are you allowed to run around with rifles anywhere you want if you have on a Confederate uniform?
I really hate to see the bums in town that have dogs. They mistreat them so much. One guy beat the crap out of his dog today when it barked. What was I to do? Go after the guy that probably has five guns on him, or at least three knives? I took the loser way out and decided not to die today. The dogs don’t deserve that. I guess that is part of Virginia. The Vick syndrome.
I really need a drink. C-Ville does that to people.
