I am constantly surprised that people still try to cross streets here in the village. Don’t you realize the only way to get from your front door to your mailbox is by driving your big beautiful car?
Perhaps the downtown mall is going out of business due to the lack of roads on it. I do like that the city puts good PR on it. “Just about everything you see on the mall is to one extent or another in negotiations, in progress of approvals,” said an official. I guess McD’s is looking to open a few places on the mall….and all need a drive-through.
Get your stinking feet off me, you damn dirty pedestrians.
You better watch it all you SUV people! My blood stains! If you hit me with your freakin’ Hummer I’ll bleed on your upholstery and dent your fenders with my hard head! That also goes for the police in their shiny new “Cops” style black and whites as they zip through stop signs and crosswalks and get up on two wheels when making right turns at red lights.