In typical C-Ville fashion I have gotten this info from a reliable source:
… the woman who claimed she had been bitten by a stray pit bull has been charged with filing a false report. She was bitten by her own dog. She also claimed that she was getting rabies shots.
Hmm…I wonder if I should ever claim that the groundhog that lives in my back yard attacked me. Speaking of which, I startled it when I was coming home the other evening and it climbed up in to a tree. I’d never seen that before.



