What would TJ think if the local students couldn’t live up to unbelievably low things called standards of learning? My guess is he is rolling around in his grave right now. We know he used to love spanking people (if you know what I mean), and I’m sure he would tell the teacher to pull out a paddle since locals are spending more time twiddling and not enough time studying.

Time to update the village propaganda. I have a feeling it will say something like, “Charlottesville student scores go beyond SOL’s. They think outside the box and make their own standards. TJ felt this was the best approach, and so do local parents…”

I guess I should go learn how to spell All-be-mah-errl now. I believe that is a standard.