As we all know, the village elders got together at tribal council and decided that we needed really special and expensive bricks to redo the mall. Seems the bricks may have been really special..in microbe growth.

Mold on Bricks

This was a rather humid spring and summer, and for those that haven’t noticed, the new bricks have become overgrown with a green substance. A few scientists at the local institution of higher learning were consulted and there was no consensus. One anonymous scientist said, “I believe it is an basic type of mildew, but I won’t dismiss the idea that it is extraterrestrial life or even a weapon of mass destruction.”

Others fear that it is a mold similar to that found in basements. A local real estate developer believes we may have to do an extensive cleanup. He feels that the Commonwealth may declare the mall a toxic waste area which could end up costing millions.

When asked about the origin of the bricks a tribal leader replied, “That is need to know information, and you don’t need to know.”

So have you noticed any odd symptoms when you get near the mall? Sniffles? Swine flu? Coughing (oh wait…that is just due to the multitude of smokers). If you have, please report all symptoms to the Tribal Elders Disease Production Division in the basement of the former A&N building (turn left near the mold).