I hit the gym on Saturday morning. Next to me was a typical C-Ville resident. Two kids. Two SUV’s. One husband. And of course, one cell phone in hand. She was constantly chatting on the cell phone while working out on the elliptical (who came up with such a stupid name for a machine - a mathematician?).
The machine tells her that her time has ended. The endless phone chatting continues. She walks away and vanishes to another part of the gym to continue chatting about babies, nursery schools, and all that other typical breeder stuff.
Now, for those of you that don’t belong to gym, when you are done with a machine you are supposed to clean it off with the many bottles of cleanser that lay around. They did an entire Seinfeld episode about that.
Needless to say, she didn’t bother to clean her machine. New rule: no cleaning, no breeding.
I think on an equal scale of annoyance are the people that are so obsessed with the spray bottles of disinfectant and premoistened wipes that they spend more time wiping down the equipment than actually working out. I mean come on, you are supposed to be “working out”. You will sweat, things will get dirty, you will not die from it. No more so than from the door knob you touched to enter the gym, or …. you get the idea.
Yeah, but in our gym, where there were only five people in the entire place (and no babes - typical day), she could at least give it a casual wipe. She is just trying to spread breeder hormones. The breeders really are the worst. Every day the breeder results go off to school, collect germs, pass them on to the breeders, and then the breeders try to pass germs to all humans.
Have you’ll not seen reports where folks who have gone to gyms who have contracted a vile anti-biotic resistent strain of bacteria — that can kill you or destroy your limbs.
Guess you’ll never participate in a new generation with a breeder, Doc, a young Doc would make the world a better place, I believe. : - )
I think I would rather be a tad on the too clean side than risk the options. Because you CAN actually die from the yuck someone leaves behind. It’s great to work-out - sweat - but do you really want to sit in someone elses grossness - or think of putting your hand where some person, not nearly as clean as you, has put their hands. Then you at some point brush you eyes or put you hand in your mouth.
Come on - it takes less than 5 minutes to wipe things down, you/Spike would still have plenty of time to work-out. HAVE FUN.
Blessings from a former BREEDER! **
I hate it when that happens! I see that all the time, but I’ve come to realize that people who are that oblivious to the world around them don’t care what I think either. I make a point to tell the next person though, that they might want to wipe it down. (I don’t think it’s ever taken me more than 30 seconds to wipe down equipment.)
I need to get back to the gym. (Or, was it the future?)
Your continual theme regarding breeders makes me wonder why you give a damn about the rest of the world at all. Without breeding, we’d have one generation, a big party and then it would be over. So, why care if the morons all fuck it up and destroy the planet? We won’t be there and we won’t breed (if all the women I’ve ever known have their way.) (Yes. Both of them.)