I used to enjoy playing Clue. A basic logic game. The adult version is usually a bit more complex, and there really is no logic left in the game. In Charlottesville, the answer is as logical as life.

Mr. Mooney says someone on a 10 speed bike did it with a knife in the neighboorhood.

Was Mr. Mooney correct? We’ll never know, since the media never follows up with anything in the village. I really wonder if the bike was a yellow bike? That would give it away for sure!

The robbed store was a block away from my house. Thirty feet from the store a new house went on the market for 429k. I wonder if that price has dropped yet