I keep wondering why I leave my house. Venturing out in to the village leads to rapid depression. Today I wanted some milk. It is 6:05 PM, on a Sunday. Ugh. That means that only cousin-loving locals are wandering around listening to hillbilly-esqe tunes blaring out of a 12 million dollar marshmallow. You would have thought one bike rack could have been installed for that amount of money, but I guess that would have blown the budget.
Meanwhile, back to the milk. Since stores only care about SUV driving breeders, the only affordable milk in walking distance had already closed. Why do stores here close so early? Because the breeders are home preparing their breeder results for another day where they can be “the smartest and best student at the school.” In this day and age, all breeder results seem to be the best. No child left behind, so all children can read three letters, but not complex things, such as the word STOP (such as when it is written in white on a red sign).
Since I don’t feel like loading up my SUV with “special ones” I think about biking over to a big store. That would be fine, except for the fact that this village never bothers to put in any bike lanes, and since locals can’t even read a STOP sign it is rather dangerous on the road. They seem to think a biker is just like a raccoon; road kill if they can hit it first.
I’m now down to my final option. The cig stores. Locals love cigs. Cheapest cigs in the country. Breeders love cigs. Breeders love giving cigs to kids. The only person in the store at this late hour (remember, it is just after 6pm) is the person behind the counter. She is smoking a stick. Mmm….cigs. Smoke. Cancer. Gotta love them cigs. In any other part of the country that is civilized I’m sure that smoking in a 7-11 is illegal, but not here. Virginia is for cigarette lovers (an old Virginia saying).
I migrate to the milk area and get a half galloon of skim. At most other places this would run around $2.25. There is no price indicator anywhere in the area, but since I need it, I choose to buy it. $4.89 + tax.
Price for milk: a few bucks. One minute in the store with someone from Charlottesville: life reducing. Nothing priceless in that story.
I really have to learn to never leave my house or my office. Stop looking at the village. By not looking around at all this week I hope I’ll get cheery enough to post some photos.




Man, I hate to say it, but why do you choose to live here if you are so miserable?
“Cousin-loving locals”? Come on, perhaps you could write something a bit more stereotypical? Where do you live if you can’t find milk for less than 5 bucks? It is illegal in VA to smoke in line … yet you still made a conscious choice to patronize that store? Whose fault is that?
This is your big problem with Charlottesville? Jeez, get organized and buy milk when the grocery stores are open. Or, better yet, move. We cousin-lovers don’t want your bitchy kind.
Next time, just walk in and take a pocket full of the free coffee creamer. Those little liquid deals. Then make some really strong White Russians and forget about the annoying people. The Puffers and the Breeders.
That is a lot to pay for milk, but obviously they find suckers to screw at that price. Plus, I think you just pointed out that you didn’t have much of a choice without biking further and risking getting run over by someone.
Maybe you could adopt a sexually abused cow from a UVA frat. You know what they say, why date cows when you can stay home and drink free milk. (Or, something like that.)
Jeez - guys get a life…
It is not about the milk anyway… Duh!
If it’s not about the milk, what’s it about? Sounds like the guy is mad at C’ville for choices he’s made of his own volition. Sheesh, everyone’s a victim.
If anyone’s a victim, I think it’s the sexually abused cow!
If one doesn’t like what someone feels then don’t visit anymore - perhaps getting a blog of one’s own and start venting on it - you have every right to do that. This is HIS house so to speak and it seems to be how he feels in the moment and he also has every right to do it. Just allow it and respect that—it couldn’t hurt.
As far as what’s it about? - well - is it really any of our business? Be nice - get over it!
It takes one frat boy to know another..
Hey. RP and I see eye to eye on this. Neither of us like to see abused livestock. And, neither of us were ever in a fraternity (or sorority!)
One does not have to be in a frat or sorority to have that frat mentality - besides I thought it was JUST humour - nut boy!
No one likes to really see abused anything…
Oh…. it’s humor alright!!!
Anyhow, back in college RP and I were pretty anti-frat and still are. Don’t like that comparison, no sir! M’am. We’re free spirits, not conformists. And darn antisocial, if that isn’t obvious enough!
I - too am a free spirit - it is humour when you do it - but when I do it…ah well!
I don’t like the breeders comparison either no sir sir! -
I am not going to use up Rp’s site/home anymore - I keep it on mine…
Everybody’s equal in the glow of radiation
Gotta four-wheel drive and I park it in the driveway
When I get drunk I drive it on the parkway
Gotta get a TV set for my car
Tonight’s the Battle of the Network Stars
Oh wait, I have a Civic.
Thank You!
I’ll bow out after this last word. I think people do have a right to gripe or complain. On anybody’s site. That doesn’t mean that the blogger should be expected to change their tune (that was a nice little ditty, btw) . I don’t think it is correct to say “If you don’t like it, don’t visit.” If you blog something in public, people might disagree. You should expect that and not censor them (unless they specifically asked for no comments.)
As far as humor, when it is generic it isn’t meant to be personal. Someone might take being called a frat boy personally, or a Hee Haw, or told to “get over yourself” too often, etc. People hear that and don’t know what it means or where it came from. It’s not always clear. I’m just making an observation, that’s all. From now on, I will deliniate my humor between HTML tags.
Just to add to a dead thread (beat a dead horse)…
This guy, who has evolutionblog, was able to come to C-ville from Harrisburg for a talk on campus at UVA and he really enjoyed it. I wonder if there are other interesting talks and activities on campus that would be enjoyed by sane, intelligent single guys??
http://evolutionblog.blogspot.com/2005/10/meeting-mooney-and-paulos-in.html