I really wish that one outdoor cafe would ban smoking. The village loves to smoke. Here I sit at one of the newest and most “progressive” places in town, and the smokers are everywhere (4 out of 7 tables). Really disgusting. Since they are responsible for a good chunck of our taxes, why can’t we just start killing them all?

Since a few cigarettes a day are deadly, why can’t we just put a small explosive device in every other cigarettes? Life would be so much better. Plus, the fireworks going off around us would make this an entertaining place.

C-Ville, BAN SMOKING TODAY. BAN IT. NOW. It has been discussed several times, but our lovely city council keeps trashing it since they think it would not be good for the village. All the places that have banned smoking are now healthier, and business is better than before. BAN SMOKING IN THE VILLAGE.