I sit here in Belmont trying to relax for the upcoming week. Just like every person here in C-Ville I will put in too many hours, won’t sleep due to stress, and bring work home every single day.

I’d want to relax, but there is a hideous noise emanating from the downtown area. Imagine bumping a possum while driving on the highway. Take that slightly grazed possum and start cooking it like a typical Virginian would (of course it is still alive). If you can imagine the sound the possum would be making, that is the sound coming from the C-Ville Pavilion. It is hideous.

I really wish I could relax rather than listening to it. C-Ville doesn’t seem to care that residents of the area can’t stand the loud obnoxious noises. The village has been bought by Coran Craps. He owns the village. I looked on the web and see that the name of the noise producer is Wilco. They approximate Americana backdrops. I guess here in VA the backdrop sound is that of a possum being cooked alive. Mmm…dinner….

Roger, wilco, over. Please be over.