Since it was officially announced that smokers kill people I can now report on any terrorists (aka smokers, killers, etc.) I see here in the village. Of course, I would rapidly run out of energy trying to do this, since 1/3 of all people seem to smoke (based on statistics of walking in the downtown mall region).

It would be a true f*-ing miracle if a single place would ban smoking at outdoor eateries, but not one place seems to have any gumption. Tonight at one popular martini bar a group of hideous Virginian women sat down at the table next to me (the accent made me want to puke) and lit up. They were celebrating a 40th b-day. They looked at least 65. I’ll post several actual photos of them later this weekend…but this photo give a good representation.

Virginia smoker

The stupidity of the south continues to boggle me. I should really be used to it by now. Maybe I should start smoking one cig every 20 minutes. That would make me a lot smarter…so smart I might be able to call myself a Virginian…or whatever they call themselves down here (promoter of cancer, spreader of carcinogens, killer of children, IQ eradicator,…hard to say which is best).