Since TJ wanted the bobcat story…
A rabid bobcat is running around loose in the outskirts of caca-ville. People are flocking to their homes to avoid getting attacked which is a devastating blow to the local economy. Perhaps we should send the local cat killer after the bobcat..or is he still serving his 10 day prison term?
Elsewhere…a table saw was seen operating in The Nook today. Construction or destruction? Time will tell. Would you like some mayo on your chicken grits? The flashers that have been working in the village for several decades will be retired this weekend. I have a feeling that with something new like this happening chaos will abound this Sunday. Drive carefully…and try not to hit any walls (I run past the broken fence when I’m out for a run…very funny). Tip for the day: try not to build and deliver any mailbox bombs. So Very Virginia.
From the article:
“When an animal has rabies and is in it’s last few days of life, they act strangely and will attack.”
I think the same can be applied to a certain gentleman living in C’ville. Hey, Doc, maybe you really have rabies and it’s not C’ville at all that is causing your trouble?
Remember that pot bellied pig in yard? I blame him.