As the sunny 70 degree weather settles in for the Thanksgiving weekend (plus next 10 days according to the current forecast) the local community erupts with happiness. Is that because it should be 55 degrees outside? Is it because everyone is happy in the village because of all the great cigarettes and perfect children.

Let’s see how much fun the village can be over the past few days. Your waffles…give them to me or I’ll shoot you. Your cell phone…give it to me or I’ll stab you in the chest. Your ’shady’ food…give it to me or I’ll shoot you.

I wonder if I should do some wash today. Your clothes - give them to me now. Or I might shoot you.

The Terminator