Just in case any of the idiots here in town (I include myself, since I’m still in this shithole) missed it, a website that pays CNN to get articles placed on it talked up C-Ville in a biased (aka paid) fashion. It basically discussed how Crapshaw has redone the entire village in his image (he assumes TJ just keeps hanging around with his women).

“You can definitely feel his presence.” I can definitely feel it. Stop touching me there…

I was surprised at how dated the article sounded. They didn’t seem to know what was actually here…but that is typical of using the word Charlottesville. That is in North Carolina…they have a big airport. Right? Umm..no…the great place to live for all our citizens. You’ve heard that famous slogan…right?

Additional Crapshawitalization got announced yesterday. He will be adding a trail that will runs next to the historic coal tower. Of course, that is where a double homicide occurred a few years ago. I wonder if that will get one of those really cool Virginia historical signs in front of it. Coal. Murder. C-Ville. Pull out the Ouija board…this might be fun. Oooo…do I hear some Crapshawed music….

“Just back into it
And let it touch (touch)
Come on and move
And let it touch (touch)
We cannot lose
Just let it touch (touch)
I will be true
Come on and let it touch”