Today was the day you could wander around on the mall (they are going to spend $7.5 million to put down new bricks!) and meet all the local government services. You can see from the banners that the new village slogan is being promoted (A great place to live for all of OUR citizens - we own you sucker!).

Since schools don’t have much else to do they send all the kids out to chat with people. That means lots and lots of kids. Now, when kids run around loose for a few hours, what do they typically have to do? Right…hit the potty. Luckily, C-Ville spent a few million to add a male/female bathroom to the transit station/C-Ville PR building. The only problem was that no one seems to have unlocked the male potty. I guess many bathrooms are now unisex, so why be different here in C-Ville. After all, we are liberal…right? Let’s get rid of the little male and female images, and just put up a sign saying bathroom.

Jimmy…you can’t go to the bathroom since the door is locked. Jane…you can go.



