This is a very family-oriented area. Well…I guess some people do like this area for that reason. No wonder these stories pop up at least once a month. Isn’t there anything more interesting going on in town? Oh wait…let me go read about Michael Vick and how popular dogfighting is here in the good old commonwealth.




Either pedophiles tend to have the same taste in shirts, or today’s prison garb is unnecessarily stylish. They sort of look like the three bank robber dogs in Mickey Mouse cartoons.