I’ll be honest, I can’t remember the last time it rained. I also can’t remember a day that wasn’t sunny and 90+ degrees. I think in April there was a day when my AC wasn’t running a good chunk of the day.
The drought continues to get worse. There are currently two disturbed regions out in the Atlantic. One can only hope a good hurricane develops and rolls in to town. Maybe two hurricanes.
What else is being done for the future of this god-forsaken village? As I said a few weeks ago, not much. The Daily Regress ran a lovely story today talking about the situation. I can’t wait to get a new pipe by 2021. The current structure is more than a hundred years old. If it was good enough for TJ, it is good enough for us. Right?
Artist’s rendition of C-Ville in 2020.
Have you considered hiring beavers?
I’m sure, for people like you who won’t be around C-ville in 2021, the $500 per glass price of water will seem high, but I’m sure the future generations of C-villians will appreciate your sacrifice.
Speaking of which, I take umbrage with your rendition. By the year 2020, there should be many more children due to all the breeding, shouldn’t there? Or, is that offset by most people dying of cancer from smoking by then? I’d suggest, in order to simplify things the city council implant a crystal in every citizen’s palm that turns red when they hit 30 - then you can “recycle” them for their water. (Humans are ugly bags of mostly water, you know!)