Back in the ‘good old boy’ days Lee would have used skills and tactics to send slaves after the people that have now moved in to his park. In just two months there have been 80 calls for crime in the one tiny block in downtown C-Ville (last time this got reported it was 70 calls in 50 days). It seems as if people like being drunk and are trying to live in the park.

The solution…shut down the park at an earlier hour. Anyone in the park while it’s closed can be arrested on the spot for trespassing. I sure hope no one walks through to get home at 9:01pm. Perhaps it is just time to seal all parks in the city with large gates that are properly opened from 9 to 5. What about just putting up a gigantic wall around the downtown mall, and you need to get a special ID card to get in to the Free Zone.

I’m sure this will reduce the number of calls related to the park, but where will the ‘drunk people’ now go to live? I guess the calls will shift to the new location….wherever that is. What is the park next to the historic courthouse? There is some other southern hero statue there. Perhaps that can be the new hangout for drunks that want to live next to a southern hero.