One thing I always hate about election days is the fact that people running for office put up a ton of signs on the sidewalks leading to the polling stations. Sometimes the people themselves are out there still begging for vote.
If you vote for Outskirts Guy I’d be sure that never happens again.

Campaign sign just feet from a polling station in Virginia.




Nice sign but Bag of Leaves, Spoiled Yappy Dog and Old Relish Packet had really good TV ads so that’s who I wrote in. Like the ad said, “We need a condiment with values!” Fast Food Ketchup is just too watered down.
Good Luck at the Richmond Marathon.
Actually - I would if I could vote for you. Why? Because of your heart and your mind. You expect accountability and being responsible. Also for no small reason but indeed the biggest reason for your wicked sense of humour. Plus - I trust you…
I am pau!
Great sign - had a good laugh ..g
At least you’re not “a voice for doom” like that Pfaff guy. Was that a real sign or did you just come up with that name from a sewing machine?