It’s been two long years since the devil lost his election in C-Ville’s district. And it burned inside his mind the way he suffered that defeat. In the darkest pits of the village the devil hatched a radio broadcast plan.
Looks like The Schilling Show will air from 1 p.m. to 2 p.m. Monday through Friday and from 6 a.m. to 9 a.m. Saturdays. First topic of discussion: True or false…Mama’s little baby loves shortnin’ bread. The devil’s dream is that he can win, but Johnny is the best that’s ever been.
Will the Devil run for Mayor? I’ll vote for him.
Are you planning on getting elected to City Council along with Rob Schilling? It’s the only way you’ll be able to vote for him as mayor since the mayor is elected by the Councilors and not by popular vote. When you run I’ll vote for both of you.
Lots of bribery involved…generally with the BAR. I don’t think I could handle it. But senility will kick in any day now, and then I’m in.