As Kaine once again tries to ban smoking in restaurants and bars (odds say that won’t happen in my lifetime) it just makes you think a bit more about what a backwards region this is. Education is middle of the road. Poverty is high (can you believe 40% of the kids in C-Ville can’t afford lunch?). Smoking rate is extraordinary. This area hasn’t advanced in a long, long time.

I hear lots of stories about Hillary crying, Oprahbama giving us hopes and dreams, Huckabillyboy telling us that we are slaves to God, Giuliani using the expression 9/11 in every other sentence, and McCain getting funky, but none of it matters here in Virginia. We are lower than a macaca. After most states have voted we will then vote. The primaries won’t matter. Is that a good thing?

I continue to wonder why people in this area care about politics. We have mini-islands that vote blue (even though their actions are as red as blood - can you say BAR or Crapshaw), and then a sea of red (NOVA is always excluded from VA…since they have civilization). God fearing, pig foot lovin folk. So why care about politics? Our vote has no meaning at all. We are in the lower percentile.

Not votin feels mighty fine to me ya all. Now go enjoy a smoke, some shine, and your big ass Cho-ish gun. Ye haw. Real world Virginia. Will you tell me a story Huckabillyboy? Will Stephen Colbert be in it?