So, we both pay taxes. Why don’t you get the free storage and I get the free Ipad. That seems fair. Although you’re actually getting a bargain out of the deal.

Obviously you can compare their paid job (keeping streets cleaned) with a frivolous thing like getting free iPads from the government. Maybe if you attach the iPad to a stick, you can use it as a shovel and clean the streets yourself, you damn complainer! Geezus… what do you think, politicians should actually deliver on their promises?? Listen, you’re just damn lucky they don’t lock you up for such un-American rhetoric!

Personally, I’d like the city to buy me a new Apple iPad. That will free up enough money for me to purchase the wares and meals from downtown merchants. If they don’t do this for me, I’ll boycott the city. All of it.